Article update: March 10, 2008

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Indians abroad
Driven crazy
All Bloody Indian men think they are fantastic drivers. Even the ones who don't know how to drive.

Indians at home
Lessons for the 'Northie'
I can forgive somebody from rural Italy for thinking we all speak "Indian". I can even forgive an American for thinking we ride to work on Bengal tigers and charm snakes on the weekend for extra money. (Except these days it would be that we repair computers as babies and speak to each other in Java.) But I can't forgive the ignorance of the North Indian.

Indians Abroad
Hiya, howya doin'?
When I first visited America, I thought, "Oh that's so nice! The people here are so friendly - they keep saying hi to each other!"

Indians at home
Moojik
When Bliddy Indians are asked what kind of music they listen to, they always answer, "Oh everything. I like any and all kinds of music."

Indians and Food
Open a restaurant
Bland, uncooked shit. This is what a Bliddy Indian thinks of Western food. Some make a big issue of appreciating it: "Oh I lurrrve bland food." Morons. If it's bland it doesn't taste of anything. Nobody likes bland food. Not even the British.

Indian at Home
The professional Indian
Bliddy Indians are the most unprofessional people on earth. The only way I can picture creatures more unprofessional is if there's a tribe whose members join a company, murder everybody in it, steal everything in sight, set fire to the building, and then stand by the water cooler all day complaining they didn't get confirmed at the end of their probation period.